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The Quatermass Memoirs

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Сelebrated misanthrope and an obvious misogynist capable of alarming and hateful bouts of anger and cruelty
toward friends, children, and colleagues.

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Too much Maritain, too little Hegel.

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Three customers enter a steakhouse restaurant that is a front for espionage. They order steaks, well done, medium rare, and rare.
When the waiter brings the steaks, he stoops to one customer and whispers: "The Medium is the Message."

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"With the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy".

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Drake is going west, lads
So Tom is going East
But tiny Fred
Just lies in bed,
The lazy little beast.

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Go away girl, go away
and let me pack my dreams
Now where did I put those yesteryears
made up with broken seams
Where shall I sweep the pieces
my God they still look new
There's a taxi waiting at the door
but there's only room for you

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"This never happened to the other fella."

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